
Please welcome my guest Jeannine Bergers Everett. Jeannine has created her own poetic form, and she shares her inspiration, and some of her funniest poems, with us here.
Strangely enough, the driving force behind Momaiku was Facebook.
I left my stressful and very serious consulting job to spend more time with my son. The pace of my professional life left me disconnected from many of my friends—keeping in touch consistently fell to the bottom of the to-do list. Without the distraction of a career, I had time to find my way back to the friendships I’d neglected.
Facebook was like crack for stay-at-home Moms, and I was no different. Almost everyone I knew was there, and I treasured those little snippets of their daily lives. I wanted to join the conversation, but I wanted to do it in my own way. I’m creative and unique, I thought. I will only post in haiku form.
Momaiku was born. My friends started passing my haiku around. I developed a following. I launched Momaiku.com a year ago, where I post five days a week. Luckily, my son is a constant source of entertainment and inspiration, and when he doesn’t comply, I just make stuff up.
Teenagers usually have an agenda, and it usually includes you
“I love you” he said
You need a ride somewhere, right?
Yeah. That’s what I thought
I know you don’t like to be seen with me, but really?
“Could you sit elsewhere?”
Dude – it’s a teacher conference
“What if I say please?”
Your laundry pile, a.k.a. your floor, is meowing
Please clean up your room
“Why do you care? It’s my space.”
The cat is missing
Even mothers have their limits
I know that I said
I’d love you just as you are
But I meant nicer
It’s futile to suggest that it’s never too early to study for finals
“Why study now?
I’ll be smarter tomorrow”
Wouldn’t bet on it
How do you express yourself creatively, on Facebook or otherwise? How do you share the absurdity of your everyday life?
About Jeannine Bergers Everett...
The official company line – Writer, musician and Red Sox fan. Escaped prisoner of corporate life happily sharing my humorous but philosophical take on parenting and life’s other absurdities at Mobyjoecafe.com. Alter ego of Momaiku, regular contributor to Quaver Music’s education blog, and member of Wordsmith Studios. Recently finished my first novel and hoping for the best.















